imnotpanickingatthedisco:

putmyheadinsuchaflurry:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

this man is a meme

THIS MAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

imnotpanickingatthedisco:

putmyheadinsuchaflurry:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

this man is a meme

THIS MAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

(Source: des-ro, via smosh)

Me: come lay down

Taylor: give me a minute, i just failed this misson (playing watchdogs)

Me: well come NOT fail this misson ;)

Hahahaha

I’d fuck Tyler the Creator.

(Source: lepipehd, via alannonstop)

thomasj-iv:

whatisredler:

Bayside- Duality

I’ve passed my prime, lost my mind, and I’m torn.

I’ll take deep breaths and keep control

Go on

(Source: paramonik, via alannonstop)

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Aries facts — When an Aries is silent for a long period of time, they’re likely either over thinking something, irritated from having to wait, dealing with intense emotions or all the above.


All day today.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Aries facts — When an Aries is silent for a long period of time, they’re likely either over thinking something, irritated from having to wait, dealing with intense emotions or all the above.

All day today.

(via redhotbloodd)

Here it is. I knew it would come. I feel it fading.

What a spoiled pup.

What a spoiled pup.

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

This is it boys, this is war…

Appropriate Mother’s Day reblog!

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f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

(via alannonstop)

friskydrisky:

PornHub Comments part 2

(via expertcosmotips)

cosmo tip #848

expertcosmotips:

break up with your boyfriend by telling him you’ve got a surprise for him. before he can ask what it is, handcuff his hands and feet, gag him, blindfold him, and drive him to a cemetery. take off his blindfold to reveal the gravestone you bought with his name on it and leave him there to die

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